So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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