I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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