Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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