Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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