Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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