he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
this hospital has no fireball
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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