No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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