real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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