he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We named our party play list daddy issues
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
As shirtless as possible
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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