a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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