D3 body, D1 cock
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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