these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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