Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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