I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
