PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize