he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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