Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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