So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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