How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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