She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize