She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
