also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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