I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
