I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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