I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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