So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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