We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
The struggles of a small town man whore
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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