I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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