i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
FUCK WHALES
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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