So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
