hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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