u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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