is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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