Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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