Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I believe in your delicious
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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