I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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