dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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