her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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