none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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