i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
my being single is dangerous.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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