walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack