Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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