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  Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl

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  Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.

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• (650): View more from California

  The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.

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  She won. Twice.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.

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