dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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