would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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