wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I intend to get homeless drunk
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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