Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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