His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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