last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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