it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The air was thick with penises
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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