If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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