playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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