David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my vag is so smooth its legendary
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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