Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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