I got her a Nickelback box set.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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