Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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